| Staff Position: | Reporter |
| Favorite Fictional Place: | Eldwood City |
| Favorite Sing-Along Song: | “Oh! Emetophobia” by Showbread |
| Favorite Car: | 1969 VW Van |
| Favorite Kids TV Show: | Phineas and Ferb |
| Favorite Way to Kill Time: | Chillin’ |
| Least Favorite Food: | Potatoes |
| Least Favorite Celebrity: | Justin Bieber |
| Least Favorite School Subject: | Biology |
| Least Favorite Store: | Urban Outfitters |
| Least Favorite Movie: | Eragon |
| Coach D's Prophecy: | Discovers cure for insomnia--his voice. |